Club & hotel · Tempsford
The Vanilla Alternative, Tempsford
The Vanilla Alternative (VA2) is a members' lifestyle club with its own hotel, right beside the A1 at Tempsford in Bedfordshire. Events run through the week, day and evening, with a dance floor and DJ, a big hot tub area, a dungeon and a couples-only play area. In summer there's a garden lounge with a second hot tub.
- Who it's for
- Couples · Single women · Bi-friendly (Bi Nights) · LGBTQ+ friendly
- Drinks
- Licensed bar
- Stay over
- Rooms available
Why go
- On-site hotel rooms, mostly en-suite
- Large hot tub area, plus a garden hot tub in summer
- Couples-only play area, UV playroom and dungeon
- Bi Nights and festival weekends
When to go
- Through the week
- Themed day and evening events
- Friday & Saturday
- Parties
- Some weekends
- Festival weekends
- Hotel
- Check in from 5pm, check out by 11:30am
Times and events change, so check the venue's own calendar before you travel.
Before your first visit
- 1Apply for membership – once approved it's £25 for 12 months.
- 2Events are for couples and single women.
- 3Smart, non-sporty clothes in the bar; lingerie, towels or nudity in the play areas and hot tub.
- 4Drinks you bring can only be drunk in your hotel room.
Inside the venue
Pool, spa & sauna
- Large hot tub / jacuzzi area
- Outdoor garden lounge with second hot tub (summer)
Play spaces
- Dungeon
- Couples-only play area
- UV playroom
Bar & social
- Fully licensed bar
- Dance floor with DJ and pole
Practical
- On-site hotel rooms (mostly en-suite)
- Outdoor smoking shelter
Getting there
The Anchor Lodge Hotel, Great North Road (A1), Tempsford, Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS
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Meet people before you go
Lots of couples and singles like to chat before a club night, so the first visit isn't with strangers. Every Pineapple Lifestyle member is checked by a real person, so you can find people near Tempsford and plan to meet up at events.
Updated October 2026. Pineapple Lifestyle isn't connected to The Vanilla Alternative. Run this venue or spotted something out of date? Email [email protected].
